This article is a screenplay of the Andrew & Heidi episode "Head Stuck in the Fence" from Season 3 which was released on November 20, 2015.
Here is the Screenplay for Head Stuck in the Fence.
(Head Stuck in the Fence)
[Ithaca High School]
[Hallways]
[Andrew walks in looking at his pear phone]
Andrew: Whoa! A restaurant called Mi Chi’s located on Terrance Avenue. They got some tortilla chips and even hot dogs. That restaurant looks like its off the chain, and for some reason I used chain for a slang type of sentence.
[Andrew puts his pear phone in his pocket]
[A kid named Mason approaches Andrew while holding a chocolate bar]
Mason: Hey Andrew!
Andrew: Hey Mason! The dude from gym class! What’s up!
Mason: You notice that I’m eating this chocolate bar.
Andrew: Yeah! What about it!
Mason: I really love this chocolate bar. The chocolate bar is definitely making a good taste with my taste buds.
Andrew: You don’t have to tell me about the science part of tasting. How many chocolate bars have you eaten?
Mason: Only 17 of them!
Andrew: Whoa! That is a lot! You know if you eat to much chocolate, your gonna end up with diabetes
Mason: Oh my gosh! Though I don’t know what diabetes is!
Andrew: I’m guessing its some kind of disease that affects the butt.
Mason: Oh! Now I’m fearing about pooping.
Andrew: Well don’t complain to me about it! You’re the one that’s eating chocolate so much.
Mason: But I can’t help it! I just love my chocolate!
[Mason leaves]
Andrew: Yeah! You did the right thing to walk away from me Mason the chocolate boy.
[Dani walks in with anger]
Dani: ANDREW!
Andrew: Oh Lordie! It’s my pesky little sister with a gnarly aggression.
Dani: Andrew! You are going to pay for this.
Andrew: Dani! What are you even doing here? You’re not supposed to be here in the high school hallway.
Dani: I’m here to get revenge on you!
Andrew: What kind of revenge?
Dani: This!
[Dani kicks Andrew in the leg]
Andrew: Ah! [Rubbing his leg briefly] What did I do?
Dani: You knocked my pear phone in the toilet.
Andrew: Well how was I supposed to know if…Oh! I forgot to remind you that you left your pear phone in the bathroom.
Dani: Yeah! No kidding! Take a look at my phone now. It’s all drenched form toilet water.
[Dani shows Andrew her pear phone being soaking wet]
Dani: I know it was you.
Andrew: Okay! I know it was me because I was the last one in the bathroom. It was an accident!
[Dylan Rodgers walks in]
Dylan: Hey Andrew! Check out this new watch my mom got me! It’s the best chronometer of……
Dani: [Yelling at Dylan] GET LOST GEEKY!
[Dylan gets scared runs away screaming]
Andrew: And apparently you just scared the geekiest nerd.
Dani: Don’t care! Because of you, all of my phone stuff is gone permanently. My contacts, my apps, and my recording of you singing that Destiny’s Child song, Say My Name, while you were in the shower.
Andrew: Well, its not my fault that…Wait a minute, your recording me while I was taking a shower? You know that’s my dude stuff business. Plus I have my own rights to sing a Destiny's Child song.
Dani: I really wanted you to be embarrassed when I was planning to tell mom and dad about your singing.
Andrew: And now you never will! Plus, because of what you did, I’ll never sing in the shower again.
Dani: Whatever! Don’t you ever sabotage my pear devices with toilet water ever again!
Andrew: Okay! Drama queen!
[Dani glares at Andrew]
Andrew: Heh! Heh! I meant you washed your hair really well.
[Heidi walks in]
Dani: I do not accept that wazzy compliment. Big brother!
Heidi: Hey Dani! I can see you in our high school.
Dani: Like I really care right now!
Heidi: How did you get in to high school so quick? Did you get promoted by getting quadruple A+’s on your report card?
Dani: No Scattered brain!
[Dani kicks Heidi in the leg]
Heidi: Ah! [Rubbing her leg briefly] Hey! I like to keep my leg in a good cheerful condition.
Dani: I’m just leaving!
[Dani walks away]
[Andrew approaches Heidi]
Andrew: You know that wasn’t very nice on what you did to my girlfriend.
Dani: Don’t care!
[Dani leaves]
Heidi: Andrew! Where did your sister have the ability to kick people when it hurts?
Andrew: I don’t know Heidi! She did that to me to. She’s just my evil little sister! Who’s a drama queen!
Heidi: She’s really the queen of drama? Then I wonder why she’s not wearing a crown and living in a drama castle.
Andrew: No! That’s not what I meant by drama queen. What I meant by that is pretty much her mood and temper.
Heidi: Oh! I always kept thinking drama queen is something royal.
Andrew: You still got much to learn bubbly.
Heidi: Hahaha! Bubbly! Sounds bubblish!
[Andrew and Heidi walks out]
[On the other side of the hallway]
Andrew: So apparently my sister was here because she was upset that I knocked her pear phone in the toilet.
Heidi: Oh dear! Does her phone smell like toilet water?
Andrew: Well, she didn’t mention that part, but I can tell it smells stinky like a toilet.
Heidi: Why did you do that?
Andrew: It was an accident! Did you know that she recorded me singing in the shower with her phone one time. She attempted to embarrass me about it.
Heidi: I didn’t know that! But it’s only temporary! I sometimes sing while I’m in the show! I was able to sing a cute rabbit song in the shower this morning.
Andrew: You got that rabbit song from a kid’s show. Why watch a TV-Y rated show about rabbits.
Heidi: Because rabbits are super and indefinitely cute. Including my stuff rabbit Sophie!
Andrew: You sleep with your stuff rabbit?
Heidi: Yes! You bet I do!
Andrew: You may be into adorable animals, but I’m really into sports and Galaxy Wars stuff. [Talking smoothly] Feels super goooood!
Heidi: You even used smooth talk.
Andrew: I get it!
Heidi: So what are we doing in history today?
Andrew: I think we’re watching a 45-minute documentary on the beginning of World War I. We’ll go to class and see!
Heidi: Okay!
[Dylan walks in with a pee stain on his pants]
Dylan: Aw man! I can’t believe this happened!
Heidi: Oh my! Dylan what happened?
Dylan: When Andrew’s little sister scared me? I got scared and for some reason, I had pee running down my leg while I was running.
Andrew: Ew! That pretty much explains the urine stain on your pants.
Heidi: But you do have nice hair cut though!
Andrew: Lets go to class before I hear an episode about his urine!
Heidi: Kay Kay!
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
Dylan: I may have pee on my pants but I still got my lucky chronometer on my wrist. It really measures time.
[Andrew & Heidi Theme Song]
[Streets]
[Andrew and Heidi are walking]
Heidi: Wait! So why do they call it football if you don’t have to use your feet?
Andrew: Because in football, the players kick the balls for field goal attempts and pretty much hand the ball to another team.
Heidi: But sense the players tackle during the game; then why don’t they just call the sport tackle ball?
Andrew: They just call it football. I know there is tackling when your playing the game.
Heidi: I just came up with a nickname for football.
Andrew: What nickname!
Heidi: Feetball!
Andrew: Sorry Heidi! It will always be called football.
Heidi: I love happy birds.
Andrew: I feel like sitting down right now.
Heidi: How come!
Andrew: Because my booty want’s me to.
Heidi: Huh!
Andrew: Booty is a nickname for butt. I know my terminology.
Heidi: Sounds very graphic.
[Andrew and Heidi approaches a bench that are filled with pigeons]
Andrew: Now lets sit down and….Dang it! Now we got pigeons sitting on that bench.
Heidi: They must be chill-axing!
Andrew: Don’t worry! I know what to do!
[Andrew waves his hands at the pigeons]
Andrew: Hey pigeons! Shoo! Go away! Shoo! Shoo!
[Some of the pigeons fly way]
Andrew: That’s right! Shoo! Fly away! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Heidi: Andrew! What are you telling the pigeons?
Andrew: I’m telling them to shoo!
Heidi: Oh! Shoe! Okay!
[Heidi takes off her right shoe]
Heidi: Hey pigeons! Shoe!
[Heidi points at her shoe and Andrew is looking at her]
Heidi: That’s right! Shoe!
[Heidi throws her shoe at the pigeons]
[Heidi’s shoe lands on the street and all the pigeons fly away from the bench]
Andrew: Um Heidi! I meant shoo as in fly away! Not shoe as in the clothing for feet.
Heidi: Oh! The word shoo sounded like take off your shoe and make them go away. Some words are too similar.
[Andrew and Heidi walks over and sits down on the bench]
Andrew: Oh yeah! I can sure use a good sit down right now and Heidi I can see your barefoot meaning that you forgot to wear socks.
Heidi: I didn’t forget! I sometimes wear socks with my sneakers. So today I decided not to, just like before.
Andrew: Okay!
Heidi: And I can see my shoe sitting on the street doing nothing right now.
[Andrew and Heidi see’s Heidi shoe sitting on the street]
Andrew: That’s very nice! Even though its inches away form us.
Heidi: You even gave me a math reference! I’m saying that because measuring is sometimes math.
Andrew: Of Course! You know something? It’s been a while since you and I haven’t been on a date.
Heidi: Yeah! I felt like it’s been 6 years.
Andrew: You mean 6 weeks!
Heidi: Oh! What did I say?
Andrew: You said years not weeks.
Heidi: Oops! Well in that case, I felt like it’s been 6 weeks since we’ve last dated.
Andrew: Now you got your sentence right. Besides if it were 6 years, then the year would be 2021. You and I will pretty much be a handsome dude and a hot chick by then.
Heidi: What’s been having us not go on dates lately?
Andrew: Well, we’ve been hanging out at my hours and your house, and my house, going to school together working on homework.
Heidi: We even saw a horror movie called The Shining two Fridays ago. I was really scared of that movie.
Andrew: Yeah! I remembered that you were hugging me so tightly which basically proved that you were scared of that movie.
Heidi: And I was traumatized by it!
Andrew: And I was helping you getting over that experience and now because of me, I really help you feel better and go back to normal.
Heidi: All because you had to comfort me.
Andrew: Which is still on a good record. But yeah! We really haven’t been going out on a date in a while.
Heidi: But we’re still in love with each other. I really want us to go on out a date again.
Andrew: Me to!
Heidi: I just thought about a cute rabbit just now.
Andrew: You and your random phrases. You know what! Since you and I don’t have anything at all this weekend, how about you and me can go on a date this weekend.
Heidi: Yay! I would love to go out with you this weekend.
Andrew: Okay! As King Gabberton said, the date for this weekend is accepted.
Heidi: Wow! Is there really a King Gabberton? If so I’m sure he’s a great celebrity with a hot tub in his home.
Andrew: No! I made that name up. Just something that I said that’s really suitable.
Heidi: Phooey!
Andrew: I know! Hey, I was looking this up on my pear phone. How about we go to that restaurant called Mi-Chi’s.
Heidi: Mi-Chi’s! What’s that restaurant?
Andrew: It’s a really nice restaurant. They have hot dogs, French fries, free tortilla chips, soup, bread, all kinds of great food. We definitely got to go to that place.
Heidi: Are we allowed to eat the free chips?
Andrew: Yes! Free chips means, go ahead and just eat it.
Heidi: Okay! We can go to Mi-Chi’s!
Andrew: Then it’s a date then.
Heidi: Yay! Our dating tradition is still alive.
[Heidi hugs and kisses Andrew multiple times]
Andrew: Yeah! It’s a little wonky of me to have affection on me in a public street.
Heidi: I’m sure we’ll have a lot of fun.
Andrew: Yeah!
[A homeless guy walks in and sees Heidi’s shoe sitting on the street]
Homeless Guy: Ooh! Hello!
[The homeless guy approaches the street and picks up Heidi’s shoe]
[The homeless guy approaches Andrew and Heidi]
Homeless Guy: Excuse me you two! Whose shoe is this?
Heidi: That’s my shoe!
Homeless Guy: Well, since I found this good looking grey ked on the ground, and since you’re not wearing it, can I keep it?
[Andrew stands up and approaches the man]
Andrew: Uh! No you can’t keep it because then you’ll do something weird to it.
[Heidi stands up and approaches Andrew]
Andrew: And for my password to take that back, give me that.
[Andrew steals Heidi’s shoe back from the man]
Homeless Guy: That was rough man! Dang!
[Homeless Guy leaves]
Heidi: I think I’m a cute whenever I wear keds.
Andrew: Just put your shoe back on.
[Andrew gives Heidi her shoe back]
[Heidi puts her shoe back on her right foot]
Andrew: Lets go!
Heidi: Free tortilla chips!
Andrew: Don’t say that too much bubbly.
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
[Hall’s Market]
[Andrew is finished ringing up a customer while Heidi is watching him]
Andrew: Okay! Thank you so much for shopping and enjoy the hamburgers.
[Customer leaves]
Andrew: I am so excited to go out on our date this weekend.
Heidi: Yeah! Free tortilla chips at Mi-Chi’s.
Andrew: I thought I told you not to say too much.
Heidi: You know I always respect food including tortilla chips.
[Mr. Hall walks in with a toilet plunger]
Mr. Hall: Hey Andrew! Remember when you said that this store needed a toilet plunger for that bathroom in my office.
Andrew: Yeah!
Mr. Hall: Well guess what I got!
[Mr. Hall shows Andrew and Heidi a new plunger that has the American flag on the rubber part]
Andrew: It’s a plunger that’s red white and blue.
Heidi: With stars on it!
Mr. Hall: It’s a bicentennial plunger! It even has the year 1976 on it!
Andrew: Looks really colorful! That reminds me of a bicentennial bucket that Jasper got on that Henry Danger episode Super Volcano.
Mr. Hall: It’s really patriotic!
[Heidi salutes to the plunger]
Andrew: Heidi! Did you just salute to a plunger?
Heidi: I had to! I really love America!
Andrew: Well, I love America to! But you don’t see me saluting to a plunger.
Heidi: But I believe saluting to a bicentennial plunger is in the constitution.
Andrew: Okay! I think we’ve said enough about it.
Mr. Hall: Oh don't worry! I also love America. I even show my respect to everything in America including when I was growing up. Even though I never became a solider because I went to college.
[Mr. Hall puts the plunger on the floor]
Mr. Hall: Andrew! It’s 4:30 right now!
Andrew: Do you still want me to spray the apples to make them fresh?
Mr. Hall: Yes! The spray bottle is right there next to the slushy machine!
Andrew: Okay!
[Andrew walks over and grabs the spray bottle]
[Andrew and Heidi walks over and approaches the apples]
Heidi: Andrew! I feel like a should hug you when your working.
Andrew: When?
Heidi: Can't tell you.
Andrew: I'll be spraying the apples now. Who knows when a hug from you comes to occur.
[Andrew starts spraying the apples]
[Heidi immediately hugs Andrew]
Andrew: Whoa! Now I see you could've told me right now.
Heidi: I surprised you! I'm really happy for hugging right now.
Andrew: When are you going to let go!
Heidi: I don't know!
[Andrew finishes spraying the apples]
[Andrew walks forward and Heidi is still hugging him]
Heidi: Still hugging you!
Andrew: I guess you'll let go whenever you feel like it.
Mr. Hall: Done spraying the apples already?
Andrew: You know that only takes a few seconds. You even told me that when you hired me.
Mr. Hall: Oh did I? These past years that you've been working with me felt like it was yesterday.
Andrew: You must have some cheesy retrospective.
[Heidi lets go of Andrew]
Mr. Hall: So what are you two up to lately?
Andrew: Oh! Just the usual stuff.
Mr. Hall: Nice! Anything interesting going on?
Andrew: Yes! Me and Heidi are going to a restaurant called Mi-Chi's on our dose this weekend.
Heidi: They even have free tortilla chips.
Andrew: For some reason, my girlfriend keeps saying free tortilla chips.
Heidi: But I only said it 3 times.
Andrew: No! You said it 25 times.
Heidi: Well the number 3 seems to be a cute girly number.
Mr. Hall: Wow! How can you two afford to go to a restaurant like that?
Andrew: Since you gave me my current paycheck today, which is $79.00!
Mr. Hall: Ah! I see! Something tells me that you are going to eat a hot dog at that place.
[Andrew puts the spray bottle on the counter]
Andrew: Yes I am! I'm also getting the French fries there too.
Mr. Hall: Any reason why you're going there on a date.
Heidi: Yeah! Me and Andrew are going there because we haven't been going out on dates for a while.
Andrew: Yeah! True! Plus me and Heidi never eaten at that place before.
Mr. Hall: I'm sure it's a really good place to eat at. But I do need to remind that it's located on Terrance Avenue.
Andrew: I know where that is!
Mr. Hall: Yeah! But they're doing a road construction on Penn Street and it's going to be too impossible to take that street.
Andrew: Penn Street! That's only one block away from the restaurant.
Heidi: If there's a road construction there, then what should we do?
Mr. Hall: I believe that you two need to take a short cut.
Andrew: A short cut! Okay! I think I'll pretty much come up with a short cut. Though I should be able to come up with one with my knowledge. Lucky for me, I'm smart!
Mr. Hall: Are you smart like a wimpy fish?
Andrew: Hey! Dude!
Mr. Hall: I'm just teasing!
Heidi: Hey! Would you guys definitely find it interesting when a chipmunk knows how to read a news paper.
[They both look at Heidi]
Heidi: I know it's not strange, but it's very educational for a chipmunk.
Andrew: Actually Heidi, it's just a usual random topic.
Mr. Hall: Andrew! Is your girlfriend born like that!
Andrew: No clue!
[Andrew's phone beeps]
[Andrew pulls out his pear phone and looks at his text message]
Heidi: What it is?
Andrew: I gotta text from my mom!
Heidi: What's it say!
[Andrew reads his text]
Andrew: Again? We've been eating that chili since Monday!
Mr. Hall: What chili?
[Andrew puts his phone back in his pocket]
Andrew: Since Monday! My parents keep picking Oscar's Chili for dinner and just now my mom texted me and said that she went to another store and bought 12 cans.
Heidi: And did she tell you that they're fixing it again tonight?
Andrew: Yeah! I think my sister and my parents are officially addicted to Oscar's Chili.
Mr. Hall: Well Andrew! I gotta say! Your family sure knows how to enjoy a can of Oscar's chili. Have you and Heidi had it before?
Andrew: Yes! I certainly want to go back to eating other food. Looks like the taste buds on their tongues must be in love with it.
Mr. Hall: Well, they're your family and I'm really sure they'll give up on it someday.
Andrew: I hope so!
Mr. Hall: Andrew! There's a box of wheat bread in the back room. I want you to get that bread and stock the shelves right now.
Andrew: Okay sure! Heidi can you give me a hand?
Heidi: I can't Andrew!
Andrew: Why not?
Heidi: I don't want to lose my nice hand. That sounds so painful. I want to keep my hand.
[Andrew rolls his eyes]
Andrew: Heidi, can you give me a hand means can you help me?
Heidi: Oh! That's a relief, I thought I was going to lose my pretty hand.
Andrew: Heidi, why do you always think something's literal?
Heidi: I don't know! I love cute bunnies!
Andrew: Of course!
[Andrew and Heidi walks into the back office]
[Mr. Hall walks over and picks up his new toilet plunger]
Mr. Hall: Well patriotic toilet plunger, you are going to look nice in this grocery store. But seriously, I'm the boss here.
[Mr. Hall's Office]
[Andrew and Heidi are carrying boxes of bread]
Heidi: Hey Andrew!
Andrew: What Heidi!
Heidi: Since there's a road construction going on on the other street, are you really going to think of a short cut?
Andrew: Yeah! I know there are some streets that are familiar.
Heidi: How are we going to get to Mi-Chi's by a short cut?
Andrew: I'll think of something! We'll discuss this more at my house.
Heidi: That's good! Free tortilla chips!
Andrew: Dang nab it! You said that 26 times now.
Heidi: I can't help it! I just want free tortilla chips.
Andrew: Let's just go stack the wheat bread!
Heidi: Alright! Free tortilla chips!
Andrew: Gah! That was now 27!
Heidi: Sorry!
[Andrew and Heidi walks out]
[Andrew's House]
[Andrew's Bedroom]
[Andrew is preparing his presentation while Heidi is sitting on Andrew's bed]
Andrew: Okay! I think I got the plan for our shortcut worked out. So now I'm gonna show you how we are going to get to the restaurant.
Heidi: Okay! I love presentations!
Andrew: I'm sure you do now! Can you hand me that red back scratcher that's right next to you.
Heidi: Sure! [Picks up the back scratcher that is sitting next to her] But why a back scratcher?
Andrew: I thought I use that as my presentation baton since I don't have a real one.
Heidi: Has this been used!
Andrew: Oh yes!
Heidi: Ew!
[Heidi quickly throws the button down on the floor]
[Andrew pics up the baton on the floor]
Andrew: Don't worry! It's a back scratcher, not a butt scratcher. You must be thinking I must've used this from my butt.
Heidi: I rather not say anything about that!
Andrew: Okay! So back to the plan. See this map I drew!
Heidi: Yeah!
Andrew: This triangle is my house, and these black lines that I drew are the streets that we are going to be walking by as we are heading for the restaurant. You and I pretty much find these streets familiar, because you and I usually walk to school this way.
Heidi: I have a question!
Andrew: Share your question!
Heidi: Do you think we might be evaded by pigeons?
Andrew: Um, why do you think that?
Heidi: Because the pigeons might ask for are addresses and if we don't respond to it, the pigeons will poop on us.
Andrew: No! That's really impossible. We don't have to worry about pigeons or pigeon poop. Now back to the presentation. Now this line I drew that has the orange cones labeled, that's Penn Street! Mr. Hall said earlier they are doing construction work on that street, so we can't walk through that street. So that means we are going to walk on Mentor Road and and Denis Drive! That's the short cut plan. We'll keep walking on Denis Drive until we reach to Terrance Avenue and then......
Heidi: We communicate with squirrels?
Andrew: No! We make it to Terrance avenue and head straight for the restaurant and we'll enjoy a nice meal. That's it!
Heidi: Well you make it sound so easy.
Andrew: Yeah! It maybe easy! But there's only one thing that can go wrong.
Heidi: What?
Andrew: The only thing that can go wrong...
[Andrew pulls the map off the stand and a picture of Heidi's showing]
Andrew: Is you!
Heidi: Yeah! Wait what?
Andrew: That's right!
Heidi: What makes you think I'll do something wrong? I'm way too adorable to do something wrong.
Andrew: Hey! I've been knowing your inter beauty since I met you in a janitors closet.
Heidi: What really makes you think I might mess the plan up?
Andrew: Like its pretty obvious. Say for example, you see a butterfly, and then you'll start ending up chasing after it, then I'll chase after you, and then we'll lose track on our short cut plan.
Heidi: But I can't help it! Butterflies are really playful to chase after.
Andrew: We have to stick to the short cut plan. So no foul ups! Got it?
Heidi: Got it!
Andrew: Alright! End of presentation! I'll make reservations for the night of the date, and have a definite super good time.
[Andrew drops his back scratcher on the ground on purpose]
Andrew: I'm sure this date will go successfully and of course romantic.
[Heidi stands up and approaches Andrew]
Heidi: I'm really excited to go on this date.
Andrew: Me too!
[Heidi flirts with Andrew]
Heidi: I'm really excited to go out with you handsome.
[Heidi touches Andrew's nose]
Andrew: Hahahahaha! I love that kind of talk.
Heidi: Well, it's time for me to go home since it's already night time.
Andrew: Okay!
Heidi: Walk me home please. You know I don't wanna get lost while I'm walking home.
Andrew: I really doubt!
Heidi: But it might happen!
[Heidi touches Andrew's nose again]
Andrew: Okay! I'll walk you home.
Heidi: Yay!
Andrew: Come on let's go! You know l love your flirting!
Heidi: That's a really good sensational compliment.
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
[Andrew's House - 2 Days later]
[Living Room]
[Michael and Dani are sitting on the couch watching television]
Michael: Well this is going to be really nice! We are going to eat more of that Oscar's Chili with you, me and you mother are watching Masters of the Rings.
Dani: Is that the movie with cool chivalry.
Michael: Yes, and it Also has half naked creatures in it.
Dani: You didn't have to tell me that part daddy!
Michael: I was just making a reference pumpkin.
[Katy walks in with a tray]
Katy: Okay! Let's dig in! Oscar's Chili is now warm and is ready to be devoured.
[Katy sits down with Michael and Katy]
[Katy puts the tray chili on the coffee table]
Katy: Dani! There's a bowl for you, a bowl for me and a bowl for plumber boy.
Michael: It's plumber man Katy!
Katy: Yeah right plumber boy. Using the word man is just not the type for plumber.
Michael: Okay fine you.......stay at home house wife cleaning girl!
Katy: Okay! That doesn't even make sense. Plus if it did make sense, I prefer to be called stay at home house wife cleaning women!
Michael: Oh! How does it feel now?
Katy: You know I make good chili.
Dani: Alright! Let's let the chili do our taste buds really well.
[They all grab their bowls of chili and they start eating it]
Katy: Oh my goodness! This is really tasty! I sure wish I can make this for super for ever.
Dani: We've had this sense Monday and this is definitely a good juicy tattle.
Michael: And warmly!
Katy: Warmly?
Michael: I know what I say makes sense.
[Andrew walks in wearing his nice clothes]
Andrew: Well, look at this! My family is just sitting in the couch, eating that Oscars Chili again, while watching Master of the Rings.
Michael: This family will always love and enjoy this really awesome Oscar's Chili!
Andrew: Looks like my family is officially addicted to that chili.
Dani: We're not addicted to it. We just love it!
Andrew: Meaning you guys are addicted to it.
Dani: Duh! Anything else to say wazzed off brother?
Andrew: I'm sorry I made you pear phone suffer in the toilet.
Dani: Yeah! Don't care!
Andrew: You guys! I understand that you all really love the chili, but don't you guys think we gotta eat other food again, like pizza, spaghetti, hamburgers, etc?
Michael: Actually, we'll stick with chili.
Katy: I agree!
Dani: This chili is wonderful to eat.
Andrew: Looks like that chili must've got to you head for curiosity. Just saying!
Katy: Andrew! You're really dressed up tonight.
Andrew: That's because I'm going on a date with Heidi. You know I already told you guys about that.
Michael: Oh yeah! You and Heidi must've been blabbering about it for two days now.
Andrew: Look! Heidi and me are really going to this restaurant that we never been to before. Plus, it's been a while since we went out on a date.
Katy: Oh really! You must've been doing other recreational stuff with your girlfriend.
Andrew: Yeah! That's right!
[Doorbell rings]
[Andrew walks over and answers the door]
Andrew: Heidi! My girlfriend!
Heidi: Andrew! My cute boyfriend!
Andrew: I'm too cool to be called cute.
[Heidi walks in wearing a nice dress]
Heidi: So what are you guys doing?
Dani: We're watching Masters of the Rings.
Katy: While eating chili!
Michael: Which is zesty chili!
Heidi: Wow! That same chili that you guys have been eating all week.
Andrew: Yeah! They'll keep saying the word chili if you ask more questions about it.
Heidi: That sounds sophisticating!
Andrew: Okay family! We're leaving now! Me and Heidi are going on our date.
Katy: Okay Andrew and Heidi! You two can go ahead!
Heidi: Let's go!
Andrew: Right!
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
Dani: I love this chili!
Katy: Okay! On the count of 3, lets all say tasty Oscar's chili! 1,2,3!
Michael, Katy and Dani: Tasty Oscar's Chili!
Michael: Thats Zesty!
[Streets]
[Andrew and Heidi are walking]
[Heidi has straw wrapper stuck to her right shoe]
Andrew: Well, it looks like we are proceeding to our short cut plan as according to plan.
Heidi: Yeah! A very interesting thing happened with my grandma today.
Andrew: What about your grandmother?
Heidi: She was research and talking about Richard Dreyfuss!
Andrew: Wow! Not really surprised by that.
Heidi: Back in the 70's my grandma always thought that Richard Dreyfuss was a good hottie.
Andrew: Okay! A little Unrealated!
Heidi: He even said this famous quote, "You're gonna need a bigger boat!" I got that right off the bat.
Andrew: That wasn't Richard Dreyfuss! That was Roy Scheider!
Heidi: Oops!
Andrew: So therefore you got that wrong off the bat, and you know that I've seen the movie Jaws.
Heidi: A graphic movie!
[Heidi looks down at her right shoe]
Heidi: Oh!
Andrew: What is it?
Heidi: Andrew! My shoe is untied can you tie it for me?
Andrew: Yeah sure!
[Andrew squats down and then notices that Heidi is wearing sandals]
[Andrew grabs Heidi's foot and pulls a straw wrapper offer her right shoe]
[Andrew stands back up]
Andrew: Heidi! How can I tie your shoe, if you're wearing sandals?
[Heidi looks at her shoes]
Heidi: Oh! I kept thinking there was a white string that's in a size of a shoe lace.
Andrew: You meant to say, that you had a straw wrapper stuck to your shoe.
Heidi: A straw wrapper! Looks like straw wrappers and shoe laces have a lot in common.
[Andrew lightly throws the straw wrapper away]
Andrew: Come on Heidi! Let's get going to the restaurant!
[Andrew and Heidi walks out]
[On the other side of the streets]
[Andrew and Heidi walks in and they walk by a fence with bars]
Andrew: Looks like we're almost there Heidi! I can't wait to have very nice eating meal at Mi-Chi's
Heidi: Hey Andrew! Since this are first date for the first time in 6 weeks. Let's take a dating selfie.
Andrew: Well okay! One selfie and then we gotta keep walking.
Heidi: Kay Kay!
[Heidi pulls her pear phone out of her purse]
Andrew: Okay! Here we go!
[Heidi takes a selfie with her and Andrew]
Heidi: Looks perfect!
Andrew: Yeah! It's definitely in the perfect style.
Heidi: Okay now let's go to....
[Heidi's pear phone slips out of her hand]
[Heidi's phone falls through the fence and lands on the ground]
[Heidi gasps]
Heidi: Oh no! I dropped my pear phone through the fence.
Andrew: What?
[Andrew approaches the fence and sees the phone on the ground]
Andrew: Oh my goodness! It's a good thing it's not broken.
[Heidi approaches the fence and squats]
[Heidi tries to reach to her phone with her right arm but is unable to reach it]
[Heidi then tries to reach to her phone with her right arm but is unable to reach it]
[Heidi gives up and stands back up]
Heidi: My cute pink pear phone is unreachable.
Andrew: All because theirs a very chizzy fence with bars in front of us. What do you want me to do about it?
Heidi: I want you to save my pear phone for me.
Andrew: Why do you want me to get it?
Heidi: Because you have decent arms and with those good looking arms you can be able to reach my phone.
Andrew: That's a very equivalent way to talk about my good dude arms.
Heidi: Please Andrew! I don't want my pear phone to suffer.
Andrew: It can't suffer! It has electronical parts, not a heart and lungs.
Heidi: Please Andrew!
Andrew: Alright, I'll get it for you.
Heidi: Oh Thank you!
Andrew: You're welcome!
[Andrew squats down and puts his right arm through the fence]
[Andrew is trying to reach the phone but is unable to reach it]
Andrew: I can't reach it!
[Andrew is now using his left arm to reach to the phone but it's still unable to reach it]
Andrew: I can't reach it Heidi!
Heidi: But you gotta try! Try reaching further!
Andrew: How can I reach further?
Heidi: I'll help you!
[Heidi squats down next to Andrew]
Andrew: Sorry Heidi! You're assistance won't be necessary.
[Heidi pushes Andrew's head to go through the fence]
Andrew: Ah! Babababababah!
Heidi: I think you're getting there.
Andrew: Please don't!
[Heidi pushes and puts Andrew's head through the fence]
Andrew: Okay! Now I notice that my head is through the fence.
Heidi: Okay! Now you can try to reach further.
[Heidi stands back up]
Andrew: I'll try!
[Andrew tries to reach with his left arm to the phone but fails]
[Andrew then tries to reach with his right arm to the phone but fails]
Andrew: Well, I guess my arms are useless to reach through.
[Andrew stands back up while his head is still through the fence]
Heidi: Now what are we going to do!
Andrew: I guess we can just find a long stick and maybe we can.....
[Andrew tries to pull his head out of the fence but is unable to]
[Andrew realizes that his head is stuck the fence]
Heidi: Andrew! What's wrong?
Andrew: Oh man! I can't move my head! My head is stuck in the fence.
[Andrew tries to free himself but fails]
Heidi: Oh dear! You're head is stuck!
Andrew: Yeah! No kidding!
Heidi: I'm sorry Andrew!
Andrew: This feels really un-sophisticating to get a head stuck through a fence.
Heidi: I said I'm sorry!
Andrew: You're fine!
Heidi: Well! Ooh!
[Heidi walks around the fence and approaches her pear phone]
[Heidi retrieves her pear phone]
[Andrew who is surprised sees Heidi on the other side of the fence]
Heidi: Yay! My pear phone is still alive and the selfie still looks perfect.
[Heidi put her pear phone back in her purse]
Andrew: What the....Heidi!
Heidi: Whattie?
Andrew: You knew we could've just walked around this whole time?
Heidi: Yeah! Looks like you didn't have to reach with your decent arms after all.
Andrew: Doh! And then!
Heidi: The head through the fence thing didn't work. So you're head is stuck.
Andrew: I can see that my head is stuck. I wonder how long I'm gonna stay stuck here.
Heidi: Maybe a long time. But I hope not!
Andrew: Aw man! This is so complicated!
Heidi: But I'm still hoping to get free tortilla chips.
Andrew: You said free tortilla chips again for the 49th time.
Heidi: I'm just saying because I love free tortilla chips.
Andrew: Dah!
[Commercial Break]
[Streets]
[Fence Area]
[Andrew's head is still stuck in the fence]
[Heidi is standing right next to Andrew]
Andrew: This is really not good! I made reservations 4 hours ago. Everything was going according to plan. But instead, we ended up losing track by getting my head stuck in the fence. This is really awful.
Heidi: Andrew! I'm really sorry that your head is stuck.
Andrew: I know you feel sorry for me Heidi. But you gotta do something, I can't spend the rest of my life with my head stuck in these grunched up bars on this no good fence.
Heidi: You really want me to do something for you?
Andrew: Yes!
Heidi: Okay! Here's something!
Andrew: Like what?
Heidi: Once upon a time, there was a blue panda bear and a pink panda bear, and their names are Andrew & Heidi, just like us. The two pandas both showed feelings for each other and fell in love. They started their relationship by eating pizza and then.....
Andrew: Heidi! I meant do something to get me out of this fence, not tell me a random story about pandas or other types of usual entertainment.
Heidi: Well you told me to do something and tell you a story is doing something. The blue and pink panda really making a good pairing.
Andrew: Never mind the story! I really need you to get me out of this fence.
Heidi: What am I suppose to do?
Andrew: Well!
[Andrew pauses]
Andrew: Hey! Here's something! Try to bend the bars.
Heidi: How?
Andrew: With your hands!
Heidi: Okay!
[Heidi stands behind Andrew and grabs the bars]
[Heidi starts pulling the bars to bend them]
Andrew: Come on! This has gotta work.
Heidi: I'm trying to bend them. But the bars must be stronger than me.
[Heidi fails to get the bars blended and gives up]
Andrew: Why did you stop?
Heidi: Andrew! I can't do it! Those evil bars are tougher than me.
Andrew: Well, there's gotta be something else you could.
Heidi: Wait a minute! I know what to do! I'll pull you free!
Andrew: Okay! But I hope I really know what you're doing!
[Heidi grabs Andrew's legs]
Andrew: Wait Heidi! I don't think you should pull me by....
Heidi: Don't worry Andrew! I got this!
[Heidi starts pulling on Andrew's legs]
Andrew: Ahaaaaahaha! Whoa! This is really painful!
Heidi: Man you're a little heavy! I think I really got it! Just a little bit more.
[Heidi keeps pulling until suddenly she accidentally pulls and rips Andrew's pants off]
[Andrew falls down]
Andrew: Ow! That's a a definite fall down.
[Heidi realizes that she has ripped Andrew's pants and Andrew is not wearing any pants]
Heidi: Well! I guess that didn't work.
Andrew: Of course it didn't work.
[Andrew stands back up]
Andrew: Man! My legs are staring to feel cold. It kind of feels like I'm not wearing pants. Heidi! Please answer this in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton. Am I wearing any pants?
Heidi: No! Not really!
Andrew: What?
Heidi: I accidentally pulled them off!
Andrew: Then put them back on me.
Heidi: I can't!
Andrew: What do you mean you can't!
[Heidi walks around the fence and shows Andrew his ripped pants]
Heidi: They seem to be all you know, brokey!
Andrew: There broken! Aw man! You really ripped my pants! Now people are going to see my underwear.
[Heidi drops Andrew's pants]
Andrew: We really gotta think of something else to get me out of this fence.
Heidi: I hope we can try something easy!
[Heidi sees a random tree stick on the ground]
Heidi: Ooh! I know!
[Heidi approaches and grabs the stick]
Heidi: I'll break you free!
[Heidi approaches Andrew]
Andrew: With a tree stick? I really doubt that's gonna work.
Heidi: But all I gotta do is hit the bars with the stick. This should definitely work.
[Heidi hits the bars with the stick 3 times but the stick breaks after the fourth]
[Heidi now sees that the stick is broken]
Heidi: It appears that I have now broken the stick.
Andrew: I told you it wasn't going to work.
[Heidi drops the broken stick]
Andrew: Well, it looks like we're out of ideas.
Heidi: Okay Andrew! You just keep your head in the fence.
Andrew: My head is already in the fence. I'm just the dude with a head stuck in the fence.
Heidi Okay Andrew! You stay right here while I'm gonna go get some help.
[Heidi runs away and leaves]
Andrew: Aw man! Now I'm all buy myself, with my head stuck in a fence, with no pants. This date I planned really took us to clumsy-landia.
[Andrew squats down and grabs his ripped pants]
[Andrew pulls his pear phone and his wallet out of his pants pockets]
[Andrew puts his ripped pants back on the ground and outs his phone and wallet in his shirt pocket]
[Three little kids walk in and sees Andrew wearing no pants]
Kid #1: Hey guys check this out! There's a nerd with no pants with his head stuck through a fence.
Andrew: I'm not a nerd! What makes you kids think I'm a nerd.
Kid #2: Probably because of your glasses.
Andrew: My glasses are not nerdy and I have no recollection of being born as a nerd.
Kid #3: But you do look funny with no pants.
[The kids are now pointing and laughing at Andrew]
Andrew: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hahahaha! Now get out of here you little Bendetos.
Kid #2: But this is so funny. You deserved to be laughed at like this.
Kid #1: Yeah! I definitely agree!
Andrew: I said get out of here! My underwear has got nothing to do with you little kids.
[Two of the kids leave laughing]
[The third kid walks over and steals Andrew's ripped pants]
Kid #3: I got your pants nerdy loser!
[The third kid runs away with Andrew's pants]
Andrew: Yeah whatever! Just exit with my pants, besides they're dead anyways. Could this day be any worse.
[A police officer walks in and sees Andrew not wearing pants]
[The police officer walks around the fence and approaches Andrew]
Andrew: Hello officer! As you can see here, I'm in a stuck in the fence type of situation.
[The police writes Andrew up a ticket]
Andrew: What are you doing?
[The police officer tears the ticket from his booklet and puts the ticket on Andrew's face]
Police Officer: Half naked huh!
[Police officer leaves]
Andrew: Okay! So what did he put put on my face.
[Andrew takes the note off his face and reads it]
Andrew: Oh come on! A ticket for being half naked. I'm not half naked I'm wearing a cool looking polo shirt. My underwear is just showing man. Oh man, this is so jankey.
[Hall's Market]
[Mr. Hall is finishing up ringing up a customer]
Mr. Hall: Alright here is your receipt and thank you for shopping at Hall's Market. You have nice thighs by the way.
Woman: Excuse me!
Mr. Hall: I'm talking about your chicken thighs, because that's why you got fried chicken. You know! I wasn't talking about your body thighs.
Woman: Mhmm! I think your weird!
[Woman leaves]
Mr. Hall: I'm not weird! That women just made me embarrass my old self. Heheheh! I just called myself an old man.
[Heidi quickly runs in]
Mr. Hall: Heidi! What are you doing here? Andrew is not working today.
Heidi: Mr. Hall! I need to get some stuff from here. I'm having an emerg-gancy
Mr. Hall: Well what kind of stuff are you.....what? What? And emergan what?
Heidi: A emerg-gancy!
Mr. Hall: I think you meant to say emergency.
Heidi: Oh! That word works to.
[Heidi pulls some money out of her purse and puts them on the counter]
[Heidi quickly approaches some shelfs]
[Mr. Hall takes the money and puts it in the cash register]
Mr. Hall: What's going on here? You came running in here in my store mispronouncing a word and now your needing some stuff. What's this all about?
Heidi: Andrew got his head stuck, so I'm getting some supply's to get him free.
Mr. Hall: Andrew got his head stuck, in what?
Heidi: Andrew got his head stuck in a fence. So I need some supply! Okay, let's see what might work, mustard, I think that should work.
[Heidi grabs mustard from a shelf]
Mr. Hall: You're gonna give him mustard to set his head free?
Heidi: Yes! I can tell it has strong stuff.
Mr. Hall: I think you should be getting butter to help him.
Heidi: Ooh butter! Thanks Mr. Hall!
[Heidi goes to the refrigerated area]
[Heidi opens the fridge and grabs some butter]
Heidi: I think ketchup might work too. I can sometimes call it tomato cream.
[Heidi runs over to another shelf and grabs a bottle of ketchup]
Mr. Hall: Tomato cream? But it's only called ketchup.
Heidi: But it does make sense for a nickname for ketchup.
[Mr. Hall approaches Heidi]
Mr. Hall: Wait! Heidi! What is this all about?
Heidi: Andrew got his head stuck in the fence and I'm trying to save him.
Mr. Hall: Okay Heidi! I really want you to tell me how it happened just tell me right from the beginning.
Heidi: Okay! I'll tell you what really happened.
[Heidi begins to tell Mr. Hall what happened]
[Camera immediately cuts to the next scene]
[Streets]
[Fence Area]
[Andrew is still stuck in the fence]
Andrew: Oh man! My head is still stuck. This is going bad. This is going awful. This is really bad and awful. Or awful and bad, or bawful, and why do I keep putting words together.
[Two women walks in and looks at Andrew at the fence]
Women #1: Hey check out that kid with no pants.
Women #2: He looks like his head is stuck in the fence.
Andrew: Yes! I know I got my head stuck in the fence while being pant naked.
[The two women quickly leaves the fence]
Andrew: I really wanna get out of this fence. I wonder where Heidi could be right now. I wish I was at Mi-Chi's right now. I really want free tortilla chips. Oh snap! Now Heidi has got me saying it.
[The same three kids walks in with water guns]
Andrew: Well, what are three think you're doing back here? I thought I told you guys to not come back here.
Kid #1: We decided to come back here and spray you with our water guns.
Kid #2: Filled with water!
Kid #3: All because you're a nerd.
Andrew: I thought I already reiterated to you guys that I am not a nerd. I am not now, nor have I never been a nerd. I only wear glasses.
Kid #1: Okay! We don't care, let's spray him!
Andrew: Okay! Wait a minute, don't you kids even think about.....
[The three kid sprays Andrew with water with their water guns]
Andrew: Ah! Oh my gosh! I'm being drenched now.
[The kids are laughing while spraying Andrew with water]
Andrew: Stop spraying me! I'm already having clumsy havoc so today.
[The kids stop spraying Andrew with the water guns]
[The kids point and laugh at Andrew]
[The kids leave with their water guns]
Andrew: Aw man! Now those kids got me wet. They really drenched me.
[Camera immediately cuts to the next scene]
[Hall's Market]
[Heidi has all of her stuff purchased a paper bag]
Mr. Hall: So let me get this straight! You're saying that Andrew is stuck in a fence, and now your telling me stuff about pandas wearing pants? What you told me doesn't even make sense.
Heidi: No! I already told you, that Andrew is stuck in the fence, then I said pandas, then I said ripped pants and now I'm adding butter ketchup and muster to solve the problem.
Mr. Hall: So now what are you saying?
Heidi: Andrew, pandas, stranded wearing underwear, so now needing ketchup mustard and butter.
Mr. Hall: Now your telling me that Andrew and some pandas are stranded in their underwear and now the need, ketchup mustard and butter?
Heidi: Now I'm making sense. Now I can tell you that you're getting it.
Mr. Hall: Um, no I'm no getting it! You keep telling me gibberish sentences and you can't even explain to me the right way.
Heidi: But I am making sense. Oh who am I kidding? I really gotta help Andrew.
[Heidi quickly leaves the store with her bag of stuff]
Mr. Hall: Man! Heidi can sometimes make my head hurt. All because she's dimwitted. I wonder why she's been saying dimwitted sentences. I so wanna soft pretzel.
[Streets]
[Fence Area]
[Andrew is still stuck in the fence]
Andrew: Aw man! It's already almost an hour, and Heidi is not back yet. Where is Heidi when you need her. I'm really so not comfortable with this.
[Heidi walks in with the bag of stuff]
Heidi: Oh good! Andrew, you're still here!
Andrew: Of course I'm still here. What else you you think I would be doing, playing poker with a narwhal?
Heidi: Wow! You met a narwhal while you were here. I wish I would meet him. Who won the game, was it you or the narwhal?
Andrew: I didn't meet a narwhal? It was just an expression.
Heidi: Phoeey! I wanted to get a selfie with the narwhal.
Andrew: Where have you been? You've been gone for almost quite sometime now.
Heidi: I had to get some stuff to help you. I'll show you!
[Heidi walks around the fence and approaches Andrew]
Heidi: Whoa Andrew! You look like you got sprayed by water.
Andrew: That's because I'm wet! Some jerky little kids came by, took my pants and sprayed me with toy water guns.
Heidi: Oh dear! Those kids must've have a meanie trick up their sleeves.
Andrew: Well that's not important right now! What do you got in the bag there?
[Heidi starts searching through the stuff in the bag]
Heidi: I went to Hall's Market to buy some stuff to get your head loose. While I was there, Mr. Hall thought I was saying random gibberish sentences. Can you believe that?
Andrew: Actually yes! I guess that was the reason why it took you so long to get the stuff.
Heidi: But I was only telling Mr. Hall what happened. I even included panda bears in each of my explanations.
Andrew: Just tell me what you got!
Heidi: Okay! [Pulling out all of the stuff from the bag] I got you some butter, some ketchup and some mustard.
Andrew: What? Is that really the best you can do?
Heidi: Yes!
Andrew: Do you have any tools that can be much better!
Heidi: Tools! Let's see!
[Heidi searches inside the bag]
Heidi: Nope! No tools!
Andrew: Oh my gosh!
Heidi: Don't worry! This stuff should make your head real slippery.
[Heidi grabs the butter and opens the butter]
Andrew: Are you sure this stuff is actually going to work?
Heidi: I'm really sure! Okay let's start with some butter.
[Heidi scopes some butter with her hand and starts rubbing the butter on Andrew's neck]
Heidi: There's the butter!
Andrew: Aw! That stuff real feels buttery on my neck.
[Heidi puts the butter on the ground on the ground and grabs the ketchup]
[Heidi opens the ketchup bottle]
Heidi: Now let's get some ketchup on your neck!
Andrew: Actually, I think we should pass on the ketchup.
[Heidi sprays ketchup on Andrew's neck]
Andrew: Oh my tomatoes!
Heidi: I think it's working!
[Heidi puts the ketchup on the ground on the ground and grabs the mustard]
[Heidi opens the bottle of mustard]
Heidi: And now for the mustard!
Andrew: Oh man! Mustard!
[Heidi sprays mustard on Andrew's neck]
Heidi: I can tell it's working really well.
Andrew: My neck definitely feels all messy.
[Heidi puts the mustard on the ground]
Heidi: Now! We can rub it all together.
[Heidi rubs all the butter, ketchup, and mustard all over Andrew's neck]
Andrew: Aw! I can tell this doesn't seem to be helpful.
Heidi: But it should make you neck all slippery!
[Heidi stops rubbing Andrew's neck with the stuff]
Heidi: Okay! Now go ahead and free your head from the fence.
Andrew: I'll try!
[Andrew holds on to some bars and is now trying to free his head]
Andrew: Gaaaah! This doesn't seem to be working.
Heidi: Okay! I'll can help you.
[Heidi puts her right hand on Andrew's head and starts pushing his head]
Andrew: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow and a big mega ow! This is not working! Please stop pushing my head.
[Heidi stops pushing Andrew's head]
[Andrew gives up and has failed to get his head free]
Andrew: Oh man! My head is definitely stuck in the fence.
Heidi: I can tell! Hey Mr. Fence I don't why you decided to make my boyfriend stuck in the fence. That's not nice!
Andrew: Fences don't talk Heidi!
Heidi: But I still feel sorry for you Andrew!
Andrew: This is hopeless!
Heidi: I know!
[Heidi pauses]
[Heidi smiles at Andrew]
Andrew: Why are you smiling at me like that?
Heidi: Andrew! I think I pretty much figured it out.
Andrew: Figured what out?
Heidi: My grandma was watching television one night and she was watching an episode of Leave it to Beaver, and there was an episode of a boy named Beaver, he got his head stuck in a fence.
Andrew: Okay!
Heidi: And remember that Kenan & Kel episode, Fenced In?
Andrew: Yeah! I remember that episode.
Heidi: Both their heads got stuck in a fence in that epsiode. All because they were boys.
Andrew: So what are you saying?
Heidi: I believe only a boy can get his head stuck in a fence.
Andrew: You really think so!
Heidi: Yeah! Since you're a boy! You're head is stuck in that fence.
Andrew: I already know that my head is stuck. I've been knowing that since I got my head stuck.
Heidi: Apparently, a girl cannot get her head stuck in a fence.
Andrew: You think!
Heidi: And since I'm a cute girl, I can not get my head stuck in the fence.
Andrew: I can already tell that sounds ridiculous.
Heidi: No! Really! My head can slide out of the fence really easily.
Andrew: You think?
Heidi: Yeah! I'll show you!
[Heidi walks around the fence and approaches Andrew]
Heidi: Now watch my happy head go through the the fence.
Andrew: Heidi! Don't put your head through the fence.
[Heidi puts her head through the fence]
Heidi: See that Andrew! My head easily went through! Now I can easily move my girl head out of the fence.
[Heidi tries move her head out of the fence but is unable to free herself]
[Heidi now realizes that her head is stuck in the fence]
Heidi: Uh oh!
Andrew: What's the matter? Is your head stuck in the fence?
Heidi: Yes!
Andrew: So! Only a boy can get his head stuck in the fence but not a girl huh! Did you think you were right about a girl having a head through the fence?
Heidi: No! Not really!
Andrew: Well, this is unbelievable!
Heidi: At least we're close together.
Andrew: Yeah, and you keep saying free tortilla chips.
Heidi: Which I still really love.
Andrew: Oh geez!
[Mi-Chi's]
[Waiting Area]
[A waiter is looks at his reservation list]
[Another waiter walks in]
Waiter #1: Hey! How is it going?
Waiter #2: Pretty good! I think we have really good service tonight.
Waiter #1: How nice!
Waiter #2: Plus I really love apple juice.
Waiter #1: How much apple juice do you drink?
Waiter #2: Pretty much the whole bottle.
Waiter #1: You must be addicted to apple juice. So anyways, I've been waiting for two people who has a reservation on here, and unfortunately they are not here.
Waiter #2: Really! What are the names?
Waiter #1: It says reservation for Dalton and Makinney party of two. I wonder what's taking them so long.
Waiter #2: Maybe they decided to drink a lot of apple juice and decide not to show up.
Waiter #1: Will you stop mentioning Apple juice?
Waiter #2: Sorry!
Waiter #1: Anyways, of those two people are not here in 20 minute, I'm cancelling their reservation. This is taking too long.
Waiter #2: Okay! I'm gonna how serve some more food.
Waiter #1: Right!
[Waiter #2 leaves]
[Camera immediately cuts to the next scene]
[Streets]
[Fence Area]
[Andrew and Heidi are still stuck in the fence]
Andrew: Well this has been a really bad night. Our date night really has us all clumsy tonight.
Heidi: This is feels really pointless.
Andrew: I wonder what we're going to do now. We are out of ideas.
Heidi: I don't know! Maybe Captain Man and Kid Danger should come rescue us.
Andrew: Well, that's a very good idea Heidi, except for one thing.
Heidi: What?
Andrew: Captain Man and Kid Danger are only television characters.
Heidi: Well I'm out of ideas.
Andrew: But on the bright side, I definitely enjoyed the episode The Bucket Trap.
Heidi: Well, it's looks like we are really out of ideas. Andrew, I'm really sorry that we got our heads stuck and got our date night messed up.
Andrew: It's okay Heidi! If it hadn't been for that selfie we wouldn't of gotten our heads into this wonky situation.
Heidi: Is it my fault!
Andrew: No! It's your pear phones fault.
Heidi: Why my pear phone?
Andrew: Because it fell out of your hand.
Heidi: I see! Shame on my pear phone!
Andrew: Heidi! I know we haven't been on dates for a while. Now I said that we are going on this date, and we are going on this date.
Heidi: Are we?
Andrew: Yes!
[Andrew squats down]
Andrew: Now help me pull this fence off!
Heidi: Are you sure that's going to work.
Andrew: Yes! Now help me!
[Heidi squats down and grabs her purse]
[Andrew and Heidi are now pulling on the bottom of the fence]
[Mi-Chi's]
[Waiting Area]
[The waiter is still waiting for Andrew]
Waiter: This is ridiculous! I've been waiting for those people has kept me waiting for 1 hour and 15 minutes. Those two people only have 3 minutes to get here.
[Andrew and Heidi walks in with their heads still stuck in the fence]
[Andrew opens the front door and the both struggle to get in because of the fence]
[They both finally get inside the restaurant and the both stumble around the entire waiting area]
[Andrew and Heidi approaches the waiter with the fence on their heads]
Andrew: Hi there! Reservation for Dalton and Makinney!
Waiter: Are you're heads stuck in that fence?
Heidi: Yeah! That's why we were late.
Waiter: Right! Um, you two can follow me please.
[The waiter walks forward]
[Andrew and Heidi follows the waiter in the restaurant]
[As they are walking with the fence on their heads, the accidentally knock over a few tables and cause a lot of messes until they are seated at their table]
[The waiter puts two chairs together for Andrew and Heidi]
[The restaurant is now a complete mess]
Andrew and Heidi: Sorry everybody!
[Andrew's House - 2 Days Later]
[Andrew walks in and he no longer has his head stuck in the fence]
[Katy walks in from the kitchen]
Andrew: Man I really had a rough weekend! I thought I'd never get out of that fence.
Katy: Hey Andrew! Did you eat your breakfast.
Andrew: Yes mom! I ate my breakfast. I really had a rough weekend last Saturday.
Katy: Was it rough all because of you and Heidi getting your heads stuck in the fence.
Andrew: Yeah! Lucky for us, we were still able to get our food at the restaurant. Even though we caused a few accidents their.
Katy: You must be really glad that you and Heidi finally got your heads unstuck from the fence.
Andrew: Yeah! I am glad! Heidi and I was afraid that we were going to get a neck cramp.
[Andrew grabs his backpack from the couch]
Katy: So how did you two get your heads unstuck from the fence?
Andrew: Apparently, we went up to this dude on the streets. He just so happened to have muscles, he was able to bend the bars to get our heads free.
Katy: Wow! Did he really have muscles?
Andrew: Yeah! He's macho! He's was very macho tastic.
Katy: How intersting! Well I guess you better get to school now.
Andrew: Okay mom! By the way, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Katy: Oh um, interesting question. I don't know!
Andrew: Are acting suspicious on me? You are acting you're hiding something from me.
Katy: Oh no! I'm not suspicious! Plus I'm not hiding anything. Now I embarrassed myself. Since when was I so dispicable.
[Katy leaves]
[Doorbell rings]
[Andrew walks over and answers the door]
[Andrew see Heidi and she no longer has her head stuck in the fence]
Andrew: Hey Heidi!
Heidi: Hi Andrew!
[Andrew walks out and closes the door]
[Front Porch]
Andrew: Doing okay Heidi?
Heidi: Yeah! I'm okay!
Andrew: That's good! I know that our date went crazy because of the whole fence thing.
Heidi: I know! But at least we enjoyed our Mi-Chi's food.
Andrew: The hot dog and French fries was so rocking awesome.
Heidi: I even had soup an tortilla chips.
Andrew: How many of those chips tortilla chips did you eat.
Heidi: 40 of them! I wonder why the chips were in different colors. They were both red and green. Did they come from a red and green Mexican potato.
Andrew: Actually they added a very extra food liquid called food coloring.
Heidi: Sounds sciencey!
Andrew: Heidi! I'm really sorry that our date got messed up?
Heidi: I'm sorry too Andrew! I was the one that got us into this fence incident.
Andrew: That's right! You did get us into the situation, but it really wasn't you're fault. But the good thing about it was we were close together during the problem. You are definitely the sweetest Heidi.
Heidi: Thanks Andrew!
Andrew: Hey! How about we have a make-up date for this weekend. We can go to Mi-Chi's again and this time we won't get into anymore problems.
Heidi: I would love to!
Andrew: It's a date then.
Heidi: Yay! Free make up date.
Andrew: Yeah!
[Andrew and Heidi kisses]
Andrew: Let's go to school!
Heidi: Okay! Free tortilla chips!
Andrew: We'll just let the slide through.
Heidi: I love birds and cheese.
[Andrew and Heidi leaves holding hands]
[End Credits Scene]
[Andrew's House]
[Kitchen]
[Michael, Katy and Dani are at the table eating more chili]
Michael: Man! This Oscar's chili really hits the spot.
Katy: Oh yes! I should high five the people who created it.
Dani: This chili is definitely one word, da bomb!
[Andrew and Heidi walks in and they see the three eating chili]
Andrew: You guys are eating that chili again?
Katy: Yeah, and you thought I was acting suspicious earlier.
Michael: We can't help it! Oscar's Chili is the best.
Heidi: You guys must be eating the chili like cute puppy dogs.
Dani: Yeah! Eat it while it's still warm.
Andrew: Alright! That's it! Me and Heidi are going to the station. I so want hamburger and French fries. So enjoy your addicted chili. Come on Heidi!
Heidi: I'm getting nachos and taco and I love shampoo!
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
Katy: I wonder what made them both decide not to eat the chili.
Michael: I guess the got fed up with it.
Dani: They're just plain old useless! More chili for us!
[Michael, Katy and Dani continue to eat chili]
(The End)
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