This article is a screenplay of the Andrew & Heidi episode "The Basketball Story" from Season 1 which was released on November 18, 2014.
Here is the Screenplay for The Basketball Story.
(The Basketball Story)
[Andrew’s House]
[Andrew is pouring a glass of milk, but milk is all creamy when it lands in his cup]
[Andrew taste the milk cream and spits it out]
Andrew: Ew! Why on earth would they decide to make say milk taste so disgusting?
[Dani walks in]
Andrew: Hey whatever you do don’t take the milk because I just tasted it just now and it tasted all disgusting.
Dani: I see why I’m sticking to the orange juice this juice this morning.
[Andrew and Dani are now eating breakfast]
Andrew: Where’s mom and dad?
Dani: Dad had to go to work and mom went to the store.
Andrew: Okay! That explains why dad really loves his new job and mom is just a stay at home person.
Dani: And you being all kissie kissie with your girlfriend Heidi.
Andrew: Dani! Please don’t start that.
Dani: I’m sure you and her make out a lot.
Andrew: Hm! You never shut-up about me being with a girl do you?
Dani: And it never gets old. A thousand points for me.
Andrew: Actually I was thinking you have a hundred points for you and a thousand points for me.
Dani: Why?
Andrew: Because I’m older than you.
[Andrew finishes his breakfast]
[Doorbell rings]
Andrew: I gotta go to school now! If mom comes back tell I left for school.
Dani: I’m not your supervisor but I’ll do it.
[Andrew walks out of the kitchen, walks through the living room, grabs his backpack and answers the door]
[Heidi appears and hugs Andrew]
Andrew: Heidi! You’ve been doing this hugging me thing for sometime now.
Heidi: Andrew you know that I really love you.
Andrew: Heidi, you and I have been in love for one week now and you know I’m too cool for hugs.
Heidi: Huh!
Andrew: You know what I mean.
Heidi: I still love hugging you.
[Heidi kisses Andrew on the cheek and lets go of him]
Andrew: We better get to school. We got learning ahead of us.
Heidi: Yeah! I heard that the word learning is a German word for French Toast.
Andrew: Um…No it’s not! You’re making that up.
Heidi: I just thought it really was.
[Andrew and Heidi leaves]
[Andrew & Heidi Theme Song]
[Ithaca High School]
[Andrew and Heidi are walking in the hallways holding hands]
Heidi: I just found out this interesting thing. I learned that milk comes from a cow.
Andrew: I really believe that everyone knows that.
Heidi: You must’ve been watching a Geico commercial.
Andrew: Then I wonder why I said every one knows that. Hey, I was kind of wondering if you and I could go see a basketball game in 3 weeks.
Heidi: Here in New York!
Andrew: See the New York Knicks play.
Heidi: You must be one sports dude.
Andrew: Really Heidi! I really wanna see a sports game with you some day.
Heidi: Well since you’re my boyfriend, I might consider.
Andrew: Thank you! You know you’re the sweetest girl I ever met.
Heidi: Thank you! I love compliments!
Andrew: Yeah! You’re quite welcome!
Heidi: You take it easy all right.
Andrew: I will!
[Andrew and Heidi kisses]
[Heidi leaves]
[A basketball coach walks in]
[Andrew finds crumbled up piece of paper on the floor and picks it up]
Andrew: Why do we have litter bugs here in this school.
[Andrew makes a good shot throwing the crumbled up paper in the trash can]
Andrew: Wow! It made it in the can.
Walburn: Hey you! That was a really good shot you made there.
Andrew: Yeah I know it was. Who are you?
Walburn: My name is Coach Walburn. I coach basketball here at Ithaca High School.
Andrew: I’m Andrew Dalton! I just moved here from Albany.
Walburn: Andrew! That’s a clever name and guess what, you just made the basketball team.
Andrew: But I didn’t try out for the basketball team.
Walburn: Well after seeing a shot like that you don’t have to.
Andrew: Wow! I just threw away a piece a paper and I just got selected to be on the team.
Walburn: But the thing I need to know is this. Can you really play basketball?
Andrew: Yes! As a matter of fact I played basketball all time when I was in elementary school.
Walburn: Terrific! We are looking forward to it, you’re first practice is tomorrow. See you then!
[Coach Walburn leaves]
Andrew: Yeah! I just got selected on the basketball team just like that. I’m sure that’s not magical.
[Andrew’s House]
[Katy is watching television]
[Doorbell rings]
[Katy walks over and answer the door]
Heidi: Hi Andrew’s mom!
Katy: It’s Mrs. Dalton!
Heidi: Oops!
[Heidi walks in]
Katy: So what do you need Heidi?
Heidi: Is Andrew home?
Katy: Yeah he’s in the backyard playing basketball with nobody.
Heidi: Thanks!
Katy: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch Insane Dentist Appointments.
Heidi: It’s a scary show isn’t it.
Katy: No it’s a comedy!
[Heidi laughing]
Heidi: A comedy!
[Heidi walks out]
[Katy watches television]
[Backyard]
[Andrew is playing basketball]
[Heidi walks in]
Heidi: Hi Andrew!
Andrew: You just came from out of nowhere.
Heidi: Oh! I thought I came through the back door just like everyone else does it.
Andrew: Never mind! Some interesting thing just happened to me today.
Heidi: You dropped the screw in the tuna.
Andrew: No! I just made the basketball team!
Heidi: How? You didn’t even try out.
Andrew: I know that! A basketball coach saw me throw a piece a paper in the trashcan real perfectly. He was impressed with that shot I made!
Heidi: That must’ve been way too simple. Can you really play basketball.
Andrew: Of course I can! I’m one of the best! Stand back and I’ll show you.
[Andrew makes a basketball move and makes a perfect shot]
[Basketball enters the hoop perfectly]
Andrew: See that? I’m really good! If that wasn’t good, I’d be like Dan Schneider.
Heidi: I thought that was really good. You’re basketball is really orange.
Andrew: Orange like the nickelodeon logo.
Heidi: My favorite show was Rocko’s Modern Life.
Andrew: How Nice!
[Kitchen]
[The Dalton’s and Heidi are eating dinner]
Katy: Anything interesting happened at school toady?
Heidi: Andrew made the basketball team.
Andrew: Uh! Yeah like she said.
Michael: You made the basketball team? That’s my boy!
Katy: You like that fact that Andrew is on the basketball team.
Michael: Yeah! I think he would do really good playing on the team.
Dani: I bet Andrew would choke.
Andrew: Shut-up Dani!
Katy: Hey don’t Shut-up talk in my house.
Heidi: Andrew didn’t choke! I saw him practice earlier and he was really good shooting some hoops.
Andrew: Yeah! I bet I’d be a really good person playing a good game.
Michael: Well you better keep that good level. You my boy are going to be definitely gonna work that basketball.
Andrew: I know I will!
Heidi: You are a really good sports person. [Kissing Andrew on the cheek]
Katy: Well you do me a favor and focus more on your schoolwork. Education is important.
Andrew: I will mom don’t worry!
Dani: Andrew, if you don’t play well, can I post your embarrassment on the internet.
Andrew: No! I just told you guys I can play really.
Michael: Actually that was Heidi that said that!
Heidi: Yeah it was me!
Andrew: Oh!
[School Gymnasium]
[Andrew and Heidi walks in]
Andrew: Well! This is it! My first practice!
Heidi: Good luck Sweetie! [Kissing Andrew on the cheek]
Andrew: Don’t call me sweetie! I’m really to cool for that S word
Heidi: Sorry Sweetie!
Andrew: Heidi!
[Andrew approached the basketball team a good warm welcome]
Andrew: Wow! I’m being liked already!
[Coach Walburn walks in blowing his whistle]
Walburn: Alright who ever is not on the basketball team needs to leave. So right now girl watching us over their, please leave!
Heidi: Who me? My boyfriend is on this team and I really want watch him….
[Basketball Coach throws basketball at Heidi and misses her]
[Heidi gets scared and runs away]
Walburn: Okay! Our first game is a week away so right now we need to get our “A” game going. And the best part is we got Dalton on the teams.
Andrew: Yeah! So lets practice hard!
Player: You’re not the coach!
Andrew: Yeah! I know!
Walburn: Alright lets get to work. ‘’[Receives a text message from his wife and looks at it]’’ And my wife needs to leave me alone when I’m working.
[The basketball team begins practicing]
[Commercial Break]
[Ithaca High School]
[Andrew and Heidi walks in]
[A kid walks up to Andrew]
Kid: Hey Andrew! Good luck at the game tomorrow1
Andrew: Thanks Kid! You smell like cabbage!
[Kid leaves]
Heidi: I can tell your working hard in that gym.
Andrew: I wish you should’ve seen me at practice.
Heidi: I did try to see you once! But the coach scared me by throwing a basketball at me.
Andrew: It’s been a week since I’ve been practicing. You’ll see me play tomorrow! I can assure you that tomorrow a basketball will not be thrown at you.
Heidi: That happened to my grandma when she was my age.
Andrew: Yeah sure!
[Andrew and Heidi approaches their lockers]
Andrew: Hey! You’re locker is right next to me.
Heidi: I know! I went to the guidance office yesterday and requested that I have a locker right next to you.
Andrew: I really like that!
[Andrew and Heidi kisses]
[A janitor walks in and see Andrew and Heidi kissing]
[Andrew and Heidi stop kissing and they see the Janitor]
Andrew: Boo Ugly!
[Janitor runs away]
Heidi: You scared him!
[Locker Room]
[Andrew is in the locker room in his uniform ready to go]
Walburn: Okay Andrew! This team really needs you. So you really need to….
Andrew: Yes! I Know! I got all the instructions in my head.
Walburn: Okay! Let’s go get em!
[Coach Leaves]
[Andrew sits by himself thinking about the game]
[Gymnasium]
[Heidi and the other Dalton’s are sitting in the stands]
Katy: Hey Michael! They got spaghetti tacos on the concession menu.
Michael: Wow! Though I never hear of it before.
Dani: I saw iCarly on the website all the time. They even showed a segment what they looked like.
Heidi: Hey! I loved that webcast show. I saw it online all the time.
Dani: Why are you wearing a floral dress?
Heidi: Because its cute!
[The basketball team including Andrew comes out off the locker room]
[The crowd is rooting for the basketball team including Andrew’s Family and Heidi]
Walburn: Alright boys! Lets go out there and do your best alright.
[They team agrees and they are ready to play]
[The Basketball team is playing really well in the four quarters of the game]
[The Ithaca basketball team is making really good shots in the game to get points]
[Even Andrew is making good shots to get points]
[They are now down to the final ten seconds of the fourth quarter]
[The game is tied 56-56]
Walburn: [Shouting] Come on guys ten more seconds and we win.
[Andrew has the ball, but gets knocked down by another player on the rival team, which causes Andrew to fall on his face]
[Andrew gets back up and takes control of the ball again, but he shoots the basketball in the wrong hoop when the buzzard sounds]
Player: Dude!
Andrew: What! I made the final shot.
Player: Yeah! In the wrong hoop. You just have the other team win.
[Andrew notices that he shot the basketball in the wrong hoop and sees the scoreboard the reads Home: 56 Guest: 58]
Andrew: Oops! Sorry everybody! I just wasn’t…paying…attention.
[The Crowd except for Andrew’s family and Heidi are throwing trash at Andrew]
[Andrew quickly runs to the locker room]
[Andrew’s House]
[In the kitchen, the Dalton’s and Heidi are eating pizza]
Michael: Sorry about the game Andrew!
Katy: Yeah! We’re Sorry!
Andrew: It’s okay really! At least the pizza is cheering me up.
Dani: I told you was gonna choke.
Heidi: I thought choking came from some thing that grabs you’re neck and you’re doing these weird sounds.
Andrew: Heidi! Not that kind of choking!
Heidi: Oh! I don’t get why I’m getting some things wrong.
Michael: I’m pretty sure you’ll do okay in the next game.
Andrew: But I’m afraid that I’m gonna screw up like you did today.
Heidi: And you’re also afraid that the school might hate you.
Katy: Oh Andrew they won’t hate you.
Dani: I should try a spaghetti taco some day.
Katy: Sure!
Michael: Oh yeah!
Heidi: I would love that.
Andrew: Totally!
[Ithaca High School]
[Heidi closes her locker]
[Andrew walks in and everybody in the hallways is cheering for Andrew]
Heidi: Andrew! I thought everyone was mad at you for making the final shot in the wrong hoop from last Friday.
Andrew: Not anymore Heidi Makinney! They like me again because I quit the team.
Heidi: Why did you quit?
Andrew: I quit the team because just in case I screw up at the next game, I would probably be hated again. I even told the coach that. He even said I’m more than welcome to see the team anytime I want.
Heidi: Now know one will hate you anymore.
Andrew: That’s right! So I’ll still be able to play basketball during my free time.
Heidi: Well! You really did play well last week.
Andrew: Yeah!
[Andrew and Heidi kisses]
Andrew: We should get to class now!
Heidi: Okay! See you later sweetie!
Andrew: Don’t call me Sweetie!
Heidi: Oh Andrew!
[Heidi leaves]
Andrew: I’m really to cool for that word.
[Andrew leaves]
[End Credits Scene]
[Gymnasium]
[Andrew is making some good basketball shots and Heidi is watching him]
Andrew: Yeah! A good perfect shot like usual!
Heidi: I wanna make a shot.
Andrew: Okay! Show me! [Gives Heidi the basketball]
[Heidi dribbles the ball and makes a shot but fails]
Andrew: Oh no! It didn’t go in the hoop.
[Andrew retrieves the basketball]
Heidi: Can you help me please?
Andrew: Sure thing sweetie!
Heidi: You just said sweetie!
Andrew: Oops! That was a reflex!
[Andrew teaches Heidi how to shoot a basketball]
(The End)
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